OK Mr. DeMille, I'm Ready For My Close-Up.

Sitting in our restaurant at work this lunch time I was absolutely astounded by what was being broadcast before my very eyes on Sky News:

JULIE KIRKBRIDE, MP, IS TO STAND DOWN OVER THE CONTROVERSY OF HER EXPENSES CLAIM.

Now you know me, I'm not one to get political, not one little bit and I promise that this is not a rant over MP's and their expense claims. No what I find more controversial and am horrified by is not the fact this women has misused tax payers money in any way, but something far more hideously shocking and outrageous that would warrant her standing down.

On screen before my very eyes and I swear it was enough to make your eyes bleed, was a showcase of photographs of Ms Kirkbride taken in an array of poses and positions, from semi professional attire to a leisurely lean against a bail of hay. Believe me when I say, where are the fashion police when you need them, if ever there was a cry for Trinny and Susannah or that Nicky Hamilton-Jones this woman screams it from her every enlarged pore.

Don’t’ believe me? Take a look at Sky.com/news and you will see for yourself, I may even make a slide show for YouTube later.

‘Oh Ms Kirkbride, if only you had spent as much energy in your day job as you so obviously have on your photographic portfolio, maybe you could have been more creative at hiding your expenses.’

Am I being mean? Me? Would I dare? Yes my pretties, I’m back and I’m on form!

Don’t you just love the bitchiness of me?

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